Dear diary,

Today is Christmas and I must say, the holiday spirit has really taken over me. I can feel the warmth throughout my body and the feeling is so deep, in fact, that I can even feel it in my soul. I'm eating Carl's Jr. right now and it is delicious. I wish I bought more but I'm trying to lose weight. This beer belly is making my clothes fit unflatteringly. Anyway, I'm going to enjoy my food and wonderful company now because I have nothing else to say. Goodbye readers and Merry Christmas!

Sincerely,
Ryan Reddy